Favorite position: Jammer

Most common penalty: Running head-butts

Gambling guilty pleasure: Arm wrestling for men’s souls

Favorite Derby Pump-up Songs: “My War” by Black Flag; “60 Revolutions” by Gogol Bordello; “Demon Woman” by Flight of the Conchords

Hero: Troubadour Hϋtz, AKA Voice of the Eternal, AKA Wonderlust King

Quote/Philosophy: “These skates kill fascists”