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Whippity Split #12
 Favorite position: Blocker
Favorite Wheels: TBD
Most common penalty: Pick one... any one.
Gambling guilty pleasure: I don’t gamble, but if you’re talking guilty pleasures, it would be caramel, chocolate, and that little adrenaline rush you get from doing something just a little risky (oh, my!)
Famous for: The evil stare that strikes fear into the hearts and minds of students and offspring alike.
Dislikes: Dishonesty and DRAMA!
Hero: Brittany and Drew - the best kids EVER!
Quote/Philosophy: I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life made you into who you are in the end. – Drew Barrymore
Bio: By day, Whippity Split wields a ruler and red pen, empowering the minds of future generations. She teaches Reading (“okay class, read the WFTDA Rules and be prepared for a test on Friday”) and Math (100 MPH + 60 RPM = TazSlamian Devil and Chick Anery.) But when the day is done, she departs for the far reaches of New Hampshire, where she dons eight wheels and emerges as a ManchVegas Roller Girl. Now, she may be a teacher and a mom. She may look sweet and innocent (and she is), but when she gets on the track, she will take you out quicker than you can say. . . Whippity Split!
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